If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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