I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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