I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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