what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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