Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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