The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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