So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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