On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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