i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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