she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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