sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I am puke
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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