so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
