I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
