just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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