sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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