So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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