So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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