You're so nebulous sometimes
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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