There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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