I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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