This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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