To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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