Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize