So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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