I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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