It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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