hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
