Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I DEMAND FORESKIN
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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