Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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