Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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