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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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