I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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