Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
