your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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