is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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