would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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You. Win. At. Life.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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