You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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