Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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