love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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