he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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