I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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