Sry I called you an 8
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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