so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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