I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
COCAINE IS GR8
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
