i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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