I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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