You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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