Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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