Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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