I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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