sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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