I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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