is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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