He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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