Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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