is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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