i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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