He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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