I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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