I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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